the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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