how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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