I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Boobs are out for the taking
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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