Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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