I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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