You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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