You're completely useless in the revolution.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
