k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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