i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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