You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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