She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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