There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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