If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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