i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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