I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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