i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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