Don't you send me to vm
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
