we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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