in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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