Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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