I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
