I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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