your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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