toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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