my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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