Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize