where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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