so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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