Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
