Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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