WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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