I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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