Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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