Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i out mim tonsoeep
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