Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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