ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he thought i was a dude.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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