would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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