I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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