He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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