Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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