that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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