spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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