the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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