All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I AM VODKA MAN
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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