Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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