It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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