Dual....:-)
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Sorry about my life...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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