She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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