Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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