i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Randomize
