just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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