Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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