i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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